Keldtin

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The disp. picture sucks...the only one i found with less than 40Kb... =D.

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Score: 10
Retarded Animal Babies 4

"I am SORRY........."

date: April 13, 2007

....For reviewing the previous RAB (3) saying it was the best bcz...
THIS ONE IS ....indescribably funny (dunno if it's the best, but one of THE best)....here you go....awarded with a shiny remote and go choosing random channels till u find sth....the secret one, did u find it? (hint: it sarts with a 1)
Man, this is not just a cartoon, it's a piece of non-sense art, REally.

First time I give 10 to everything, but this is the perfect comedy experience, like having chinese and eating a bit of everything for little cost!

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Score: 10
Retarded Animal Babies 3

"I love, you love, we love RAB!"

date: April 13, 2007

I just !LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! all retarded animal babies (despite the fact that I only watched the first 3 and the last one for now, but I gotta review this one!

It's the usual stuff for a RAB, but then, KIT! LOOOL awesome stuff dudes, besides the mockery of pico comparing it to HTF is sooo cool, bcz it calls us to the reality that comming AFTERWARDS means that if it is indeed inspired in HTF, it is far better! the only one which is better than all of the films I saw was EYE CANDY, but that's just sick so, this is cool, it's got my 6/5.

Now a little note:

Graphics were given 9 bcz although they are not the prodigy of animation, they are fluffy as required, blood and gore is realistic (kind of) and matt groening was just coooool

style was given 8 bcz actually this a quite childish background, wasn't it for the "hardcoreness" of the whole happenings

Sound was well recorded, voices were very perfect and cute, as well as the out of the blue kit scene with the music

Violence - nooooo not 10...these are cartoons being mutilated and killed....It ain't as violent as watching kitty krew's over and over again (sorry there ppl)

interactivity should be 0, but there is a little dot in the beginning, I didn't quite get what it was for, but ok, the whole fun "interacts with u, I guess

humour obviously deserves THE 10

KEEP'EM comming!!!

"I brought 'taters and...the DEVIL lol, just sweet

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Score: 9
zombie hord3!!!

"EXCELENT:"

submission: zombie hord3!!!
date: February 20, 2007

How do I change weapon hands?

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Score: 7
Paradise Lost

"cool"

submission: Paradise Lost
date: February 16, 2007

Really liked the music though. What is its name?

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Score: 6
World War Three

"I am just reviewing to give this a 10 in violence"

submission: World War Three
date: February 6, 2007

It's true, man, I mean, WW3, you should give it an insight, the beggining....etc...the drama was ok for a killer war and the start was wonderful (the let there be light thingy), but you lost a lot bcz of cheap pointless violence. Try makin sense with it, like...mexico-usa frontier - attacking: IRAN defending: Allied forces. (lol, no, I'm not from Iran)

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Score: 5
AnimeMonsterFighterCards

"Pointless, crappy, but..."

date: February 2, 2007

Lol, it made me laugh.

Author's Response:

no flash on NG has any point but some to make you go to another site.

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Score: 7
Evasive Action

"Very good!"

submission: Evasive Action
date: January 25, 2007

Simple, yet amazing!

The only buts are:

no grading, just time...I can deal with that.

gets a bit monotonous because the kind of debris doesn't change.

Yet, pretty good effort, no copying anyone's work.

Oh, i Especially liked the movement inertia, it isn't usual in this kind of games.

Keep it up!

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Score: 9
Girls & Sports Playbook 1

"Great work"

date: January 23, 2007

Those are really nice cartoons and meaningful too, keep'em coming!

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Score: 2
God Damn Muffins

"Whatever it was...I'm not buying it..."

submission: God Damn Muffins
date: January 23, 2007

So...erm...is this an advert to peas, "god damn muffins" or what?

It didn't even make me laugh...

Must be that modern art people talk about but nobody understands, huh?

Oh, the 10 in violence means to say that the flash killed more of my neurons than a "ren and stimpy" show (except they make me laugh).

Honestly...I can't make any suggestions on how it could be improved...I think it's fundamentally...bad...sorry. Use some of that creativity you have to make sumtin really funny...at least that's what I thought it was supposed to be in first place....right?

Sorry for being so direct, but I only review when flash really pleases or displeases me...and in this case...I thought you were trying to innovate, but it didn't work...for me at least. Better luck next time!

Author's Response:

Well, for a start, it's not an advert, it's a song I made and an animation to accompany said song. It's not supposed to be directly funny, really. I'm not very funny. I'm sorry.

Thanks for writing a review, anyway, sorry you didn't like it.

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Score: 2
Sir Pete Jackson = Godly

"Whatever it was...I'm not buying it..."

date: January 23, 2007

So...erm...is this an advert to peas, "god damn muffins" or what?

It didn't even make me laugh...

Must be that modern art people talk about but nobody understands, huh?

Oh, the 10 in violence means to say that the flash killed more of my neurons than a ren and stimpy show (except they make me laugh).

Honestly...I can't make any suggestions on how it could be improved...I think it's fundamentally...bad...sorry. Use some of that creativity you have to make sumtin really funny...at least that's what I thought it was supposed to be in first place....right?

Author's Response:

Err... no. It was made to be 'BADASS'.

Thanks for the review!

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